A COLLECTION OF WHYS

Collected By

Michael Edwin Q.

Why isn’t 11 pronounced “onety-one”?

Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

Why do they call it a TV set, when there’s only one?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Why is it called “after dark” when it’s after light?

Why is it that when you’re driving, looking for an address, you turn down the radio?

Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

Why is it called “Chili” if it’s hot?

Why don’t people on TV ever go to the bathroom?

Why do people order a double cheeseburger, double fries, and a diet coke?

Why are they called “stands” when they’re made for sitting?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Why do wise man and wise guy mean two different things?

Why do we drive on Parkways and park on Driveways?

Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

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